The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman

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[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]
“And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl.”

Girl: “You wanted to ask me something?”
Excited Southerner: “Yes, I did. I – first of all I just wanted to say that you’re — very pretty girl, and I, I — hoo — you’the — we’ve known each other for so long now, and-uh, it’s about time that the two of us — we’re both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don’t want to die alone, I — tell you that much — hoo — getting ahead of myself — got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what I’m trying to get across to you right now, hoo, I mean, whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband, you don’t have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there, I’m, I’m, the-, I’m, I’m — hoo, honeymoon in the Poconos, with the — hoo, woo hoo — sex optional — you don’t have to do what you don’t want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you’re going to love me, and that — that’s fi– til death do us part I, we’ll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset — no prenuptial agree –”
Girl: “Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? Because I’m just not ready for that kind of commitment.”
Excited Southerner: “Coooooo.”