Painfully pathetic Peter Pettigrew Looked like a shoe brush and smelled like it too A rat Animagus, but nobody knew…
I wonder who's snogging Ginny, that girl just can't get her fill Ron can't seem to get any and wonders…
I grew up in an orphanage Never knew my mother or my heritage Then they brought me to this school…
Look at all the magic muggles have got Television, cell phones, teflon pots Microwave ovens, ding! - that's hot Kind…
Mollywobbles it's no lie You're as sweet as pumpkin pie Take me as your husband, please I beg you on…
Hermione might be hot, but she's a Mudblood So we outta beat her up Her parents are Muggles, so I'm…
I can see ya staring; hear the stuff you're saying Laughing 'bout my size Your daddy may be rich, but…
Don't cry for Neville 'cause his parents ain't dead They're in a ward at Mungo's And they're out of their…
The leaves are a turnin' and you know what that means. Back to Hogwarts for all you young wizards in…