There's a tangled mess of sheets on the bed (A lack of sleep poundin' in my head) We both regret…
Well I won 2 dollars on a scratch-off ticket So I went back to the counter and I bought 2…
When your wheelhouse is the land of cotton, The first time you leave it can be strange, it can be…
You really left your mark On this old house And this old heart I see you everywhere And when I…
She put him out Like the burning end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart He spent his whole…
(with Don Henley) We cut the cake everybody danced and some people drank too much You looked like the cover…
I went to see Father of the Bride with a girl back home we broke up before the sequal, so…
When a single mom goes out on a date with somebody new It always winds up feeling more like a…
The Grand Old Op'ry Theatre proudly presents: Cornography. Kung Pao! Episode two: The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao buckaroos.…
There's a man standing on the corner With a sign sayin "will work for food" You know the man You…