Celebrity

Someday, I’m gonna be famous,
Do I have talent? Well, no.
These days you don’t really need it,
Thanks to reality shows.

Can’t wait to date a supermodel,
Can’t wait to sue my Dad.
Can’t wait to wreck a Ferrari,
On my way to rehab.

‘Cause when you’re a celebrity, it’s adios reality.
You can act just like a fool;
People think you’re cool just ‘cause you’re on TV.
I can throw a major fit,
When my Martini isn’t just how I like it.
When they say I’ve gone insane,
I’ll blame it on the pain,
And the pressures that go with bein’ a celebrity.
Ah ha.

I’ll get to cy to Barbara Walters,
When things don’t go my way.
An’ I’ll get community service,
No matter which law I break.

I’ll make the supermarket tabloids,
They’ll write some awful stuff.
But the more they run my name down,
The more my price goes up.

When you’re a celebrity, it’s adios reality.
You can act just like a fool;
People think you’re cool just ‘cause you’re on TV.
Now, I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely last a month.
When they go down the drain,
I’ll blame it on the fame,
And say: “It’s just so tough bein’ a celebrity.”

So let’s hitch up the wagons and head out west,
To the land of fun in the sun.
We’ll be real world hatchling, jackass millionaires.
Hey, hey Hollywood, here we come.

When you’re a celebrity, it’s adios reality.
No matter what you do,
People think you’re cool just ‘cause you’re on TV.
Bein’ a celebrity.
Yeah, bein’ a celebrity.
Ah ha.

Aw, where’s my coffee?