Yuppies, I’ve been taught,
Are keen on sport
Two slices wholemeal loaf
Into towelette jogging suit
Once round the park
Quick game of squash
Staving off a heart attack
With F-Plan diet and Filofax
In a world where
Participation can be bought
Yuppies, I’ve been taught
Are keen on sport
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