You’re an Old Smoothie

You’re an old smoothie
I’m an old softie
I’m just like putty in the hands of a boy like
You

You’re an old meanie
I’m a big boobie
I just go nutty in the hands of a boy like you
Poor me, you played me for a sap

Poor you, you thought you’d laid a trap
Well dear, I think it’s time you knew
You’ve done just what I wanted you to

Silly old smoothie
Crafty old softie
I’ll stick like putty to the hand of a boy like
You