You Can’t Handle This testo
Making young girls pine
I don?t have the time
Babies get in line
I?ve got a protractor
Got a stapler now
it goes ?Ka-ching?
gotta have the math club crown me king
gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
on my calculator
If you?re up
and if you want
a piece of me
wave goodbye and blow a kiss
?Cause you can?t handle this
Chorus:
No, No, No
you can?t handle this.
Through my glasses glare
you?ll see savoir faire
beneath my icy stare
I?ve got a retainer
Maybe I?m the physics main event
maybe I?m the chem club president
maybe even Texas Instruments
thinks that I?m coplanar
If you?re up
and if you want
a piece of me
wave goodbye and blow a kiss
?Cause you can?t handle this
And Leonard Nemoy
can?t stand up to this
And Captain James T. Kirk
bows beneath my fists
And I am awesome
awesome
I am the awesomest
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