Whiplash Pants

Looking around I can see what’s going on
By the way, it didn’t take too long
What ya do while I was on the line?
Spend your free time wasting mine
Living in the chaos, sleeping in the shit
Evidence proves that you don’t really get it
When you’re finished just taking up space
Wipe that face off your goddamn face and

Smile
Everybody seems to think it’s too soon to think but
Smile
Someday you’ll have to stand on your own two feet, so…

Sometimes you think you know it all
Until you find you never knew a thing (never knew a thing)
You never knew a thing (never knew a thing)
Just when you think you have it all
Then you find you never had a thing (never had a thing)
You see the door but you leave with nothing

You could be the one on duty
Time to wake up, sleeping beauty
Fucking around all day
The house gives and it taketh away
Walking in the pig sty, running on the coals
You’re gonna love it when your luck unfolds
Nobody there to provide you, ride you
Clean you up and gently remind you

Smile
Everybody does everything and anything for you
Smile
You better be prepared when we start to ignore you

Sometimes you think you know it all
Until you find you never knew a thing (never knew a thing)
You never knew a thing (never knew a thing)
Just when you think you have it all
Then you find you never had a thing (never had a thing)
You see the door but you leave with nothing

Come get your shit
Come get your shit
Come and get your shit
Come get your shit

Have I ever told ya anything that never came true?
Motherfucker, yeah I’m talking to you
You think you’re getting through and making a dent
But same shit different damn event
Go ahead, keep it up, see if I care
What do I know, I’ve only already been there
Do what you want but you better be fast
Hard to see the world with your head up your ass, so…

Smile
Everybody’s gonna know that you’re in over your head
Smile
‘Cause you never fucking listen to a word we’ve said

Sometimes you think you know it all
Until you find you never knew a thing (never knew a thing)
You never knew a thing (never knew a thing)
Just when you think you have it all
Then you find you never had a thing (never had a thing)
You never had a thing (never had a thing)
Sometimes you think you know it all (sometimes you think you know it all)
Until you find you never knew a thing (never knew a thing)
You never knew a thing (never knew a thing)
Just when you think you have it all (just when you think you have it all)
Then you find you never had a thing (never had a thing)

Before you fucking leave
Come get your shit
Come get your shit
Come and get your shit
Come get your shit
Fuck