Well Did You Evah

I have heard, among this clan,
You are called “The forgotten man”?
Now, what are they saying?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
And have you heard the story of
a boy a girl unrequired love?
I’d like hear so far
I’ll make you cry
Tune in tommorrow
What a swell party this is!
What frails, what frocks (what frocks)
What furs, what rocks (they’re beautiful)
I’ve never seen such gaiety!
Neither have I!
It’s all just too too risquée really!
This French champagne!
So good for the brain!
That’s what I was gonna say!
You know you are a brilliant fellow
Well, thank you!
That place ain’t got that class my friend
Have you heard the poor dear Blanche
Got run down by an avalanche?
No! But don’t worry
She’s again a girl, you know!
And that haven’t finished, forth
The kids got guts
Having a nice time, drive a line
Have you heard that Mimsie Starr
What now?
Just got pinched in the Astor bar?
She was stoned
Well, did you evah? Never!
What a swell party this is!
Hey, check out that!
That’s a lovely dress!
Do you think I can talk her out of it?
It’s great, ah it’s great
so grand, so grand
It’s wo-oh-oh-oh
wonderland
la la laaaa laa
it seems, oh it seems
so real, so real
like old time me
like baba au rhum!
Don’t dig that kind of groom in, chum!
Have you heard? It’s in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party
A swell party
A swellegant, elegant party this is!
I drink to your health
Naaah, let’s drink to your wealth
You’re my bon ami
Hey, that’s French!
A liberty fraternity
Have you heard? It’s in the stars…