Too Fast

I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest
i can stay underwater for 5 minutes on a single breath.
when i focus my mind i always reach my goal
but there’s one thing i can not control

i cum too fast
i cum too fast
a couple strokes and my erection is uh thing of the past

i cum too fast
i cum too fast
sometimes its even game over before i take off my pants

ive read all the articles and ive tried every trick
thinking of sports or of naked Cathy Bates and about smith
if the girls on top sometimes ill last a minute or two.
if we doggy style oh man im screwed

i cum too fast
i cum too fast
i carry a spare pair of underwear in case a girl sits on my lap

i cum too fast
i cum too fast
i swear ill even shoot my load if a fly lands on my shaft.

ohh ohh ohh …awww.. damnit.

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