The Laziest Gal In Town

I’ve a beau, his name is Jim,
He loves me and I love him,
But he tells me I’m too prim,
That means I’m too slow.
I let him rant, I let him rave,
I let him muss my permanent wave,
But when he says “Let’s misbehave,”
My reply is “No!”

Refrain

It’s not ‘cause I wouldn’t,
It’s not ‘cause I shouldn’t,
And, Lord knows, it’s not ‘cause I couldn’t,
It’s simply becasue I’m the laziest gal in town.
My poor heart is achin’
To bring home the bacon,
And if I’m alone and forsaken,
It’s simply because I’m the laziest gal in town.
Though I’m more than willing to learn
How these gals get money to burn,
Ev’ry proposition I turn down,
‘Way down,
It’s not ‘cause I wouldn’t
It’s not ‘cause I shouldn’t,
And, Lord knows, it’s not ‘cause I couldn’t,
It’s simply because I’m the laziest gal in town.

Verse sung by Marlene Dietrich

Nothing ever worries me,
Nothing ever hurries me.
I take pleasure leisurely
Even when I kiss.
But when I kiss they want some more,
And wanting more becomes a bore,
It isn’t worth the fighting for,
So I tell them this:

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