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[typing sounds] Dr. Stewart: Hi, [I'm] Dr. Stewart. Gary Phelps: Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice to meet you -- I'm Gary…
"Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many…
Adam: And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite diner. Waiter: Hi, what can I get…
Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never…
Nikki's grandfather: hey, everybody! Nikki had his first day of school today! everybody: oh, yeah, good nikki that's great. Respect!…
[Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well,…