Sparkling Diamonds

The French are glad to die for love.
They delight in fighting duels.
But I prefer a man who lives
and gives expensive jewels.

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental.
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
A kiss maybe grand
but it won’t pay the rental on your humble flat.
Or help you feed your pussycat.
Men grow cold, as girls grow old
And we all lose are charms in the end.
But square-cut or pear-shaped
These rocks don’t lose their shape.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
Tiffany’s, Cartier.
Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material world.
Come and get me boys.
Black star Roscor.
Talk to me Harry Zidler
Tell me all about it.
There may come a time
when a lass needs a lawyer
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
There may come a time
when a hot boiled employer
thinks you’re awfully nice.
But get that ice or else no dice.
Cast:
He’s your guy when stocks are high but beware when
They start to descend.
Diamonds are a girl’s best,
Diamonds are a girl’s best,
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

Cause that’s when those louses
go back to there spouses.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.