See, I really couldn’t sing I could never really sing What I couldn’t do was… – Sing!I have trouble with the… -Note!It goes all around my… -Throat!It’s a terrifying… -Thing!See, I really couldn’t hear Which note was lower or was… -Higher!Which is why I disappear If someone says, "Let’s start a… -Choir!"Hey, when I begin to… -Shriek!It’s a across between I… -Squeak!And a quiver or I… -Moan!It’s a little like a… -Croak!Or the record player… -Broke!What it doesn’t have is… -Tone!Oh, I know you’re thinking what a crazy… -Ding-a-lingBut I really couldn’t… -Sing!I could never really… -Sing!What I couldn’t do was… -Sing! -Three blind mice… Three blind mice… It isn’t intentional! -She’s doing her best -Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle bells, Jingle bells It really blows my mind -She gets depressedBut what I lack in pitch I sure make up in… -PowerAnd all my friends Say I am perfect for the showerStill, I’m terrific at a… -Dance!Guys are comin’ in their… -Pants!I’m a birdie on the… -Wing!But when I begin to… -Chirp!They say, "Who’s the little…" -Twerp!Goin’ ‘pong’ instead of… – ‘Ping’!"And when Christmas comes And all my friends go carolingIt is so dishearten -ning!It is so disquiet -ting!It is so discourag -ging!Darling, please stop answer -ring!See, I really couldn’t -sing!I could never really -sing!What I couldn’t do wasDo re mi fa sol la ti do Do re mi fa sol la ti doLa la la la Sing, sing, sing Sing, sing, sing… SING!
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