Te canto un corrido de historia
Mascaban dinosarios carne fresca
Hoy hombre busca carne fresa
Los hombes son cabrones cuando no se descargan!
Mecosario, mecosario, mecosario
Los Romanos antes eran meco-monstruos
Ganaban guerras pa cojerse viejas
Parte hombre! Parte monstro!
Cuiden sus colitas cuando vengan! Mecosarios!
Mecosario, mecosario, mecosario
Ya sabes que la historia se repite!
Ya sabes que la historia se repite!
Ya sabes que la historia se repite!
Ya sabes que la historia se repite!
[English translation:]
I’ll sing you a little folk song of history
Dinosaurs once devoured fresh kills
Today man looks for yuppie meat
Men are mother-fuckers when they don’t get unloaded
Cumasaurus, cumasaurus, cumasaurus
The Romans were once cum-monsters
They’d win battles just to rape the losers bitches
Part man, part monster
Take care of your ass when they’re cumming! Cumasaurus!
Cumasaurus, cumasaurus, cumasaurus
You all know that history repeats itself! [x 4]
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