I Need You Like This Hole In My Head

Lady Dolphin and her dolphin beau
Were swimming out to sea one day
All the other lady dolphins smiled
But they were smiling in that subtle dolphin way

So they pretended that they’d pay it no mind
But she was female, of the jealous kind
She couldn’t stand it not to ask him why
She could see that he was flattered by the twinkle in his eye

She said, “How much do you need me?
How much do you need me?
Would you stay with me ‘til this ocean floor is dry?
But if you cannot find the words that say
I’m the only one you love that way
I guess we’ll have to say goodbye”

He said, “My love for you is wider than the wide Sargasso Sea
There ain’t no bigger number I know, but
I never counted every ripple on the sea.”

He said that words had never failed him yet
“But before our future course is set
I have to find a way to win you dear
But there’s two atmospheres of pressure on me here”

“How much do I need you? How much do I need you?
Can’t seem to find the words to make you stay
But remember all the things I’ve said
That I’ll love you ‘til the day I’m dead
‘Cause I need you like this hole in my head
I need you like this hole in my head”