I Hate Children

Another child born to the house – I hate children
Raise him right so he won’t be a mouse – I hate children
I hate it when they make lots of noise – I hate children
And i broke my neck tripping over their toys – I hate children

[Chorus:]
Shut your mouth you stupid little brat
what you need’s a smack smack smack
If i had my way i’d give you all away

I hate the crying that they make – I hate children
Screaming and whining for a piece of cake – I hate Children
I hate getting up late at night – I hate children
To Check and see if the crying baby’s alright – I hate children

[Chorus]

Now you’re had you little monstrous kid – i hate children
It’s of you that i’ll be rid – I hate children
Do you see this toy it’s called a gun – I hate children
And if you wanna live you’d better run – I hate children

[Chorus]

I hate children – I hate children
I hate Children – I hate children
Kill all children dead