I Can’t Do It Alone

And now ladies and gentleman
Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation
My sister and I had an act that couldn´t flop.
My sister and I were headed straight for the top.
My sister and I earned a though a week at least,
Oh yeah!
But my sister is now unfortunately deceased.
I know it´s sad, of course,
But a fact is still a fact!
And now all that remains,
Is the remains, of a perfect-double-act!
(spoken)
Watch this!
Now you have to imagine it with two people-
It´s well with two people!
First I´d…
Then she´d…
Then we´d…
But I can´t do it alone!
Then she´d…
Then I´d…
Then we´d…
But I can´t do it alone!
She´d say: “What´s your sister like?”
I´d say: “Men!”
She´d say: “You´re the cat´s meow”
Then we´d wow the crowd again!
When she´d go…
I´d go…
We´d go…
Then those ding-dong-daddies started a roar,
Whistled, stomped, stamped on the floor,
Yelling, screaming, begging for more!
And we´d say: “ok, fellas, keep your socks up-
´Cause you aint seen NOTHING yet!”
But I simply cannot do it alone!
(spoken)
So what do you think, huh? Come on, you can say!
(spoken)
Prrrrt…!
(spoken)
I know, you´re right,
The first part’s shit.
But the second part?
The second part is really nifty!
Ok!
She´d go…
I´d go…
We´d go…
And then those two-bit Johnnys did it up brown,
To cheer the best attraction in town,
they nearly tore the balcony down!
And we´d say: “Ok, boys, we´re going home!
But before we go,
There is a few more parting shots!”
And this, this we did in perfect UNISSON!
Now, ya see me going through it!
You may think there´s nothing to it!
But I simply cannot di it alone!