Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes

I’m coming apart at the seams
Pitching myself into other people’s dreams
Like buzz, buzz, buzz
Doc, there’s a hole where something was
Doc, there’s a hole where something was

Fell outta bed,
Butterfly bandage, but don’t worry–
You’ll never remember, your head is far too blurry.
Put him in the back of a squad car,
Restrain that man!
He needs his head put through a catscan!
Hey Editor– I’m undeniable!
Hey Doctor– I’m certifiable!

I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match:
I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet

So boycott love
Detox just to retox
I’d promise you anything for another shot at life
Imperfect boys with their perfect ploys
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy

Little girl, you got me starry eyed
Or was that just a telescopic camera lie?
Painted dolls in the highway, truck stop stalls
Lot lizards scales cool my nightlife moods
All the rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk, when you leave the room

I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match:
I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet

So boycott love
Detox just to retox
I’d promise you anything for another shot at life
Imperfect boys with their perfect ploys
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy