When you’re swimming in the pool
and you feel something cool.
diarrhea
plop plop
diarrhea
When you’re climbing up the ladder
and you feel something splatter.
diarrhea
diarrhea
diarrhea
diarrhea
When you’re eating chocolate mousse
and your bowels just let loose.
diarrhea
that’s wet
diarrhea
When you’re running down the track
and it oozes down your crack.
diarrhea
diarrhea
When you’re running from police
and you feel that anal grease.
diarrhea
diarrhea
When you’re hanging with your daughter
and you feel that poo poo water.
When you think things just can’t get worse
and you feel that fountain squirt.
When you’re with the one you love
and you feel that hot butt mud.
diarrhea
diarrhea
diarrhea
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