Ha ha ha ha ah
What’s up dog dirty
Hey (¿ ¿ ¿)
You better not pout
You better not shout
I’ll slap yo grand mamas dentures out
Afroman is coming to town
I’m slapping her once
Slapping her twice
A no teeth blowjob feels real nice
Afroman is coming to town
I know that you been smoking
All my tumbleweed
I looked into my dope sack
All I seen was stems and seeds
Hey you better get dressed
Hit the door
Go to the dope spot and buy some more
Afroman is coming to town
All kind a states all kind a cities
All kind a woman yelling sign my tities
Afroman is coming to town
All the ladies in the crowed give me hugs
And all the fellas give me nugs(¿ ¿ ¿)
Afroman is coming to town
The cops always know
There’s drugs at the show
Before they get to the stage
I smoke up all the dro
Oh read me my rights
Take me to jail
The weeds all gone and I’m high as hell
Afroman is coming to town
Hey (¿ ¿ ¿) play a little sumin sumin
Hey dog dirty let me get a liter man
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